๐Ÿ‘‘ PORNOKONGEN ๐Ÿ‘‘
THE KING SEES EVERYTHING

The King has dirt on your friend.

I am PORNOKONGEN. Gold on my neck, crown on my head, and a nose for scandal. Hand me a photo and I will deliver the most outrageous LEAKED!! exposรฉ the kingdom has ever seen. Then you tap through. The truth is... not what they expect.

The King's rules: only friends who will laugh. Ordinary, fully clothed photos only. The King mocks the scandal, never the person: nothing sexual, nothing mean. The entire joke is that the exposรฉ turns out to be lovely.

Privacy: your photo stays on your phone or computer. It is never uploaded, stored or shown to anyone else.

The King is investigating...

SHOCKING: NAME EXPOSED!!
LEAKED!!
THE PHOTOS
THEY TRIED TO DELETE
  • The King has the receipts. All of them.
  • NAME begged the King not to publish this
  • 47,213 subjects of the King are reading this right now
Deleted in 00:59

Tip: send the teaser first. Let the group chat panic. Then send the link.

The King warns: contents are extremely intense

You are about to see NAME as they have never been seen before. Fully. Honestly. Unfiltered.

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By royal decree: the truth about NAME
๐Ÿ‘‘Pets every dog ๐ŸถGold chain energy โ›“๏ธCalls their mum ๐Ÿ“ž

By royal decree, KONGEN OF NICE. Honestly a lovely person. The King found nothing but kindness and has been deeply disappointed.

Exhibit A: Drinks enough water ๐Ÿ’ง
Exhibit B: Always holds the door ๐Ÿšช
Exhibit C: Helps friends move apartments ๐Ÿ“ฆ
The King has one more secret...